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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via holyclamjammer)

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flaming-lesbian:

I forget how gay I am till I’m around a bunch of straight people.

(via theadorablespiderman)

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feariess:

enchanthed:

feariess:

"so he calls me up and he’s like "i still love you", and i’m like:"image

taylorswift

taylorswift

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mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

(via thecharliecharmander)

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insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

(via goddamnmermaid)

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