Q: when i met taylor once, i was so excited that i farted really loud. i know she noticed because she did a funny face but she decided to ignore it. i literally farted in front of taylor swift.

andthatlittleblackdress:

i’m GONNA FUCKIN VOMIT EVYRWHEOIRFHWOGFJROPIJAPOGRKEKGPOAEPKROG I ‘M ROGJRAEPKGOAKPGOEA


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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

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zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

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officialtaylornation:

when you drink diet coke but no kittens appear 

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